If you could make a fantasy rock band and pick members, who would you pick?

first of all my fantasy band will have no guitar. steve howe of yes will be the guitarist of the band, but he will never play a single note. his presence will increase ticket sales, even if he never makes a single appearance. secondly, the full lineup of dad-rock has-beens KISS will represent my new fantasy band, including former and deceased members, donning their classic makeup and costumes. a typical concert of my new fantasy band will feature KISS playing their typical set, with all of their trademark pyrotechnics and stage wizardry, but their instruments will not be plugged in. instead, bob dylan will play u2 cassettes over the p.a. system backstage while bruce springsteen shouts obscenities through a bullhorn as he flies over the crowd in a goodyear blimp. my band will be known in every corner of the earth as "metallica"